Moms Arrest Part One

[mikey22]

It was a typical Saturday night. Me and my wife Misty. I was watching Tv. Misty was at her desk top computer.
She gets an e-mail from her best friend Shirley.

“ Hey my boyfriend Nick found this. You might ought to check this out. “

There was a link. Misty clicks on it. It opened a XXX porn site. And on the site was two pictures of Mistys mother Deb. Standing in front of a height chart. One picture showed her facing the camera. The other showed her from the side. She was fully dressed conservatively in one of her usual real estate business outfits.
That consisted of a light blue blouse. A snug fitting black pencil skirt, and her sexy black high heeled boots.

She had a string of pearls around her neck. Her long flowing red hair was down, parted down the middle and brushed back and feathered on the sides.

She had a pouty look on her face. Just below her neck was a sign. That had her name Deb Jones.
The date 12/20/1997 And a Inmate ID number.

“ Holy Shit! “
I heard my wife say as she looked wide eyed with a dropped jaw at both the pictures.

She turned towards me.

“ Come hear and look at this! “

I get up to see what she’s found.

“ That’s mom!…Those are mug shots! “

“ Yeah that’s what it looks like. I didn’t know mom was ever in jail? “

“ I’ve never known of her ever being arrested! “
Misty was definitely shocked at what she was looking at.

“ Where did you find this? “

“ Shirley said Nick found it. Look it’s on a porn site?…Mom doesn’t do porn! “

I think for a moment, looking at the pictures.

“ I think Shirley and Nick are just fucking with you. Those are probably just photoshopped. “

“ Those two idiots don’t know how to do crap like that! “

“ Well it looks like a movie. Just click on it and lets see what happens. “

She clicks on the little arrow. And the video starts, showing a police cruiser parked outside the county jail intake door.
There’s a blonde female officer in uniform. Opening the back door of the cruiser.

“ Rides over!…On your feet!…Let’s go! “
She said in a demanding authoritative voice.

Mom swings her legs out of the car. Her hands were cuffed behind her back.
The officer took a hold of Moms upper arm, around her leather trench coat. Helping her to her feet. She the retrieved moms purse.
Then marched her straight to the heavy steel door of the red bricked building.

She pushed a button. A loud buzzer sounded. The door unlocked and opens. They step through the doorway. The door slams loudly and locks behind them.

The next scene showed mom being escorted down a long brightly lit hallway. The clicking of her high heels echoed throughout the coriander.

I was just in my boxers and a tee shirt at the time. And felt my own cock starting to stir. For a woman in her early 50’s at the time. Mom was still hot. Especially when she was all fixed up for work.
But like Misty was. I was definitely shocked at seeing her on a porn site. She just didn’t seem like the type that would do that. But then she didn’t look like it was her choice either.

Mom was led into one of those little rooms, with just a table and a few chairs.

The officer set moms purse down and proceeded to remove the hand cuffs.

“ Lets start by taking this off…Your gonna be here a while! “
The officer said, helping mom out of her long leather trench coat.

“ Have a seat! “
Mom sits down, watching as the woman searched through her coat. It was then hung over the back of one of the other chairs.

“ This is all a misunderstanding!…I just had an accident!…I’m not a criminal! “
Mom said definitely.

“ Mrs. Jones You reek of alcohol!..Drunk driving is a serious offense! “

“ I wasn’t drunk!..I just bumped the back of there car! “
Mom argues.

“ You completely demolished the rear end of there car, with that relic of land yacht you drive! There was a baby in the backseat! And both parents are in the ER right now!…Your lucky you didn’t kill somebody! “

“ I’m sorry! “
Mom starts to tear up.

“ Now start at the beginning!…Where were you coming from?…And what have you been doing? “

“ I had dinner with a client. At Chili’s in Memphis. And I was on my way home. “

“ What did you drink at Chili’s? “

“ I sipped one cocktail! “

“ Is that all? “

“ Yes “

“ Why did you refuse the sobriety test then…You know that’s almost an automatic admission to being drunk? “

“ I wasn’t drunk I swear! I can’t do all that silly crap in these heels. “

She was sitting with her legs crossed. The officer looks down at her sexy boots.

“ Did the deputy give you the option of taking those off? “

“ He did but it also was starting to rain, and it’s freezing cold. And I got a new pair of hose on. I don’t want them all tore up on that rough road. Besides people were starting to stop and look. That would be so embarrassing. “
Mom explained.

“ Well that’s not near as embarrassing as what your fixing to go through. “

“ And what might that be? “

“ Mrs. Jones your fixing to be booked and processed into the county jail…Have you ever been to jail? “

“ No of course not! “

“ Then your fixing to be in for a big surprise! “
The officer said shaking her head at how naive mom was acting.

“ Can’t you just give me a ticket or something?…Don’t y’all have one of those little gadgets that I can blow into?…Im sure I can prove my sobriety if y’all got one of those? “

The officer ignored most of what she just said.

“ You can discuss that with the judge in the morning. “

“ You mean I have to spend the night here? “

“ Yeah that’s right. “

Mom sighs as the officer was reaching for her purse.

“ Hey that’s my personal stuff! “
Mom protests.

“ I’ve got to search it! “
She said unzipping if. She then carefully dumped and emptied it out onto the table.
A half empty flask and a snub nose 38 caliber revolver falls out, along with her makeup, billfold, cigarettes, lighters and a nice sized black dildo.

Moms face turns beet red. As she blushed.

“ Oh look at what all we have here? “
She picks up the gun to inspect it. And sees its fully loaded.

“ Didn’t the deputy ask if you had a weapon on you? “

“ No he asked if I had one in the car. That ones in my purse, and not on me. “

“ Well your purse was in the car. So you lied to him? “

“ No I didn’t lie about it! “

“ You should have told him you had one. Now do you have a permit for this? “

“ It’s in my billfold. “
She looked on as the officer goes through her billfold.

She pulls out the permit and studied over it.

“ This expired 6 months ago! “

“ Im sorry. I must of forgot to renew it. “

“ We’re gonna confiscate this gun. And you will be charged for unlawfully carrying a firearm. “

Mom sighs again.

The officer picks up the half full flask.

“ I’d say you’ve had more than just a little nip from this today? “
She opens it and takes a sniff.

“ What the Hell is this?…It smells strong? “

“ Ever Clear “
Mom says in a mumble.

“ So not only you had a wreck because your driving drunk?…Plus you lied about carrying a fire arm without a permit? And you have a flask half full of Ever Clear. I’d say your in some pretty big trouble tonight Mrs. Jones. “

The officer smiles for the first time, as she picks up the 8 inch black dildo.
She smells it, then looks down towards moms crotch. Then licks her lips.

“ You like black men? “

Moms face turns red again. She shyly looks towards the floor, hanging her head in shame, and doesn’t answer the question.

“ I asked you a question Mrs. Jones? “

“ Im exercising my right to remain silent….I’d also like to call my attorney. “

“ So your ready to lawyer up now? “

“ I guess so! “

“ Once your processed you’ll get your one phone call. “

The officer proceeded to put everything back into moms purse.

“ Can I have my cigarettes? “

“ Sure “
She slid the pack of Marlboro reds and one lighter across the table to mom.

She quickly took one out and lit it up.

“ What happens now? “
She asks after exhaling the first draw from her cigarette.

“ Your gonna sit tight and sober up a little more. I want you alert while your being processed. “

She said gathering up the rest of moms things.

“ Where you going with my stuff? “

“ Quit worrying about your stuff!..Im gonna see if I can find you a little gadget to suck on…Oh I mean blow! “
She smiles again, before exiting the room.

Mom sits there nervously. Crossing and uncrossing her legs repeatedly.

The air conditioner kicks on.
Mom looks towards the vent, feeling the cool air blowing on her.

In a matter of minutes she was quite chilled. She lights up another smoke, then stands and paces back and forth across the small room.

“ I can’t believe this is happening to me! “
She mumbled to herself.

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"I’ve got to search it!" She said unzipping the purse. She then carefully dumped and emptied it out onto the table. A half empty flask and a snub nose 38 caliber revolver fell out, along with her makeup, billfold, cigarettes, lighters and a nice sized black dildo."
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Heh, I live in Washington DC. Whenever I have time to kill while loitering in the lobby of some government building, I interrogate the security crew. "So yeah, umm, what's the craziest thing you've ever discovered doing your job?" First response is always the same - embarrassed laughter, everyone looks at everyone else, nobody says anything. "Heh," I think, "target acquired."
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"No. really, come on," I reply, "Its diapers, isn't it?" So yeah, it's always diapers. A surprising number of adults wear diapers on a daily basis. It is what it is. Once you tell them that, they know that you know what they know... and they spill the beans. Honestly, an astonishing number of highly-polished, highly-placed, and highly-educated women bring vibrators to work every day of the week.
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So yeah, ask questions of the "little people." They know things and they keep secrets. But if you press them, you can find things out. "Hahah! Not fifteen minutes ago, the Deputy Assistant Director of the Department of.. Huh? Yeah, never mind. Never seen a vibrator that big before..."
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Zee!
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