Hey Abner - A Taxing Question

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Dear Abner,

In order to qualify for student loans I had to get slave graded, and in order to get the best grade possible I went through slave yoga and block training. It turns out that unbeknownst to me my dad decided to deduct my training as an educational expense. My dad's friend Harvey is a CPA, and he says that slave yoga isn't a qualified educational expense, but it might be considered vocational training IF my dad sells me. He says if my dad doesn't sell me for at least a 1 year indenture, he could get hit with back taxes and interest if he gets audited.
We don't have a lot of money, what with me being in school, but I'm not sure how likely it is we are going to get audited or that the IRS is going to raise a stink over an honest mistake that isn't for a ton of money (like less than $1,000). I said we should wait and see if the IRS even audits us, but Harvey says the fines could be "huge" and says there could even be jail time. Needless to say, my poor dad is totally freaked out.
I should also mention that over Christmas we were at a part and Harvey was drunk, and he told me that he'd bid "on your sweet pussy in a second" and that my dad was "crazy not to get cash for your juicy hot gash." I told him to fuck off because I wouldn't touch him with a pole. He said my mouth "won't look so sassy when it was wrapped around my dick."
I told my dad that I thought Harvey was a creep but my dad said Harvey was his friend and even offered to handle all my enslavement paperwork and take me through the entire auction process, for half of his usual percentage. I know you don't give tax advice, but you do you have any idea of what I should do next? I don't trust Harvey, but I want to do right by my dad.

Taxable Tanya

[Jim927]

It looks like Harvey wants Tanya as a slave and has found the perfect way to convince her father to sell her. I look forward to seeing what kind of advice or guidance is provided to her.
On a more important note, it is nice to see you writing again and I hope this is just the first of a many over the coming new year. You are a very talented writer with a huge following and have been missed.
Jim

[CommodorRaptr]

I absolutely love these shorts. They're each very unique and bring to life people of this universe and their stories. Looking forward to your next installment.

[Mr. Smith]

Dear Taxable Tanya,

Bottom Line Up Front: Self-enslave now while you are a student to maximize your rate of return while contracting your indenture on your terms as opposed to those of the government or bank.

There are a number of issues that you should be aware of when making a decision regarding your long term future. The IRS generally has 10 years, from the date the tax was assessed, to collect the tax and any associated penalties and interest. This time period is called the Collection Statute Expiration Date. The statute of limitations for a criminal prosecution is generally three years so you could be found financially liable anytime over the next nine years. Under federal law judicial and debt enslavements are the preferred options for the collection of fines, penalties and unpaid taxes due to the quick turnaround.

Assuming your father declared you as a dependent adult for the tax year in question and/or you were the beneficiary of the illegal deduction which you were, there is joint and several liability with your father for any unpaid taxes, fines or penalties incurred. That means the Feds can collect in full from either you or your father at their discretion. A female aged 18 - 25 who graded Select or higher is an easy target for a quick sale for debt relief by the government. All they have to do is file the paperwork after nonpayment and send out the slave catcher. Be warned that sale by the Feds would trigger an automatic enslavement to pay off any existing unpaid financial aid loans further extending your time wearing a collar.

I don't want to come across as all doom and gloom here, but Professor Stan Hughes at the McComb School of Business at the University of Texas conducted a study for the period 2018 through 2020 of females graded Select, Choice and Prime that were enslaved within three years of graduating or dropping out of college in Texas. The findings were striking with 40% of these women defaulting on their college loans with a significantly higher percentage for women who dropped out of college. Most telling was that 32% of female graduates defaulted. So even if you get your diploma you have about a one in three chance of finding yourself on the auction block.

On a positive note, college Coeds have more lucrative options for self-enslavement than their age group peers while also bringing in 10-30% more at sale for otherwise identical contracts. Men generally enjoy the extra humiliation they can inflict upon an uppity woman that thinks she's smart enough to get a college degree and are willing to pay for this privilege over women who know their lot in life. Other factors that increase a Coeds sale value include rivalry schools and school activities such as cheerleaders, sorority girls, athletics and brainy majors (for BDSM activities).

The auction block this year at the Red River Rivalry game featured over 102 lots with students from both Texas and Oklahoma with no passed items meaning every slave hit their reserve price. The high bid went for Texas swimmer Ella Myers much to the chagrin of the cheerleaders and sorority girls. Miss Myers got herself into trouble spending money she had not yet earned based on her NILs estimated value much to her chagrin. Ohio State cheerleader Mandy Brooks brought in an astronomical sum at a special sale in Ann Arbor the Friday before the big game. Thus, the best time to self-enslave to get the best return is while you are still in school and able to negotiate the contract that best meets your needs.

I spoke to my good friend Jing Gao concerning your plight. She is a brilliant lawyer practicing in Texas and the co-author of the New York Times bestseller CAPTURED, COLLARED AND TRAINED: Navigating marital fidelity in a legal slavery world and how to use a prenuptial agreement to make your man your slave-husband in a female-led relationship. Bottom line, according to Jing, Harvey is full of cow shat regarding the minimum one year indenture although she believes you do need self-enslave for a significant period to justify the deduction regardless if it is deemed educational or vocational. Jing's advice is to pick the slave contract that allows you to walk across the stage collecting your diploma debt free and just treat your collar time like a grand adventure where you know you'll be getting all sorts of sexual experience that you will use for the rest of your life. She did a twenty-seven month Personal Assistant FINO contract high on Horny Juice and enjoyed it immensely earning enough money to pay for law school so she knows what she is talking about having walked the walk.

My advice to you is to go into your school financial aid office and set up a meeting with one of the enslavement specialists there. All schools in Texas are required to have them to insure that their students make informed decisions. There you will learn about the Human Sexuality classes offered at your school that you can sign for as an elective and get credits towards graduation. The big four are Oral Arts, Anal Arts, Vaginal Arts (Pompoir) and BDSM with all of them having lectures, small discussion groups and the ever popular labs for hands-on learning.

Most Psychology departments offer a course on the positive aspects of Horny Juice since almost all pleasure sluts will be dosed with it while a slave. These classes have a mandatory one weekend "lab" where you get to live the dream. Just line up enough study buddies to get you through the weekend otherwise who knows where you might end up.

Your enslavement specialist can also advise you on options such as becoming a Christmas Coed, Spring Break Slut or Summer Slave where you are sold for short periods of time or just going for it with a full gap year or two enslavement. Most schools have learned that a prepared student slave is a successful one so they ensure they provide top notch services. They also have a list of reputable dealers to represent you instead of family friends like Harvey. One other option is contracting with a private firm such as Collared Coeds which specializes in connecting students with Masters and Mistresses for short and long term enslavements while the student remains in school. This company has been very successful in getting their slaves across the finish line obtaining their diplomas.

Best.

Abner

Ask Abner is written by Abner Armfield, advice columnist and author of the New York Times bestseller The Redneck Guide to Home Training Your Slave. Please email your questions to askabner@comcast.net, or write to: Abner’s Mailbox, c/o THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS 1954 Commerce St. Dallas, TX 75201.

Mr. Abner Armfield is a direct descendent of John Armfield, the founder of Franklin & Armfield, the largest slave trading firm in the country prior to the Civil War. He is on the board of the reconstituted Franklin & Armfield that owns the Old Slave Mart chain amongst other interests. He graduated with an MBA from the McCombs School of Business after undergraduate studies at Ole Miss. He met his wife Amber Post while working as a trainer at the Pearson Pussy Ranch right after graduating from McCombs. Ms. Post, a fellow trainer at Pearson’s, wrote the best seller Five Years a Pleasure Slut about her many adventures as a concubine and currently has her own syndicated column. At age 19 she received her concubine certificate after six months of in-depth training at the Venus Academy where she graduated with honors. The couple co-star in the highly rated syndicated TV show Ask Amber and Abner in its seventh season on the Slave channel. Amber is currently in the fifth year of a FINO enslavement to Abner and the happy couple have three children.

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The character Jing Gao mentioned above is currently the protagonist in my story Captured, Collared and Trained. I hope to get chapter three done this holiday weekend but the Dear Abner reply may delay this a day or two. As always comments on the good, the bad and the ugly in these stories is greatly appreciated. I do want wish everyone a Happy New Year.

Mr. Smith

There is just something about a girl in cowboy boots.

[jessmartin]

These short stories are incredible, they leave so many possibilities open to the imagination.

[imreadonly2]

Yes, boots or a cowboy hat do add something. Although The Big D is more traditional when it comes to how girls are displayed on the auction block, girls working in the mall will sometimes wear nothing but a white Big D cowboy hat and boots. Female shoppers will sometimes emulate this attire, with a temporary collar, although they do run the risk of a lot of ass slaps and pussy grabs from passing males confused by their ambiguous status.

[Mr. Smith]

More cowgirls dressed as God intended.
Maybe we can convince Orflash to set up a Puss N Boot folder.

[jessmartin]

The production company Deeper has a series of videos about some very interesting farm girls, in one of the episodes they also show how a spoiled brat can be a perfect pet and future pony girl.

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