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Hey Abner,

So I recently put a crowbar in my rich husband's wallet and got him to buy me a suitable home reflective of how much money he's worth. I'm a hot girl married to an old rich guy, but what's the point of it if I'm living in Warren Buffet's old house from 1971?

The entrance hallway is a gem, a huge rotunda, lined with Romanesque Corinthian columns, with loads of natural light two enormous spiral stairwells spiraling down to a Carrara marble floor. People literally whistle when they walk in and, and see what I designed. It's truly breathtaking.

At the top of the stairs is a large portrait of me in a red dress standing next to my Lamborghini. It's beautiful, but I had mused with my husband about replacing the painting with something more "Romanesque." I was thinking of me in white toga style dress standing in the rotunda, showing off my creation. After all, isn't the rotunda for showing off your good taste, and most beautiful possessions?

You can imagine my shock when I returned from a shopping trip to London to find the painting at the top of the stairs had indeed been replaced with something more Romanesque: a large oil painting depicting a Roman slave market, with me squatting on the auction block, spreading myself open with my fingers as the stern auctioneer dangled the whip near my naked ass. The painting is HUGE, and the pornographic detail is humiliating.

Naturally, I was aghast. My amused husband said that he had decided that I was right, that the rotunda was for showing off his good taste, and his most beautiful possession: me! I tried to get it down before the big charity auction on Saturday, but the damn thing had been bolted into the frame of the house, and was under a protective glass that made it impossible to destroy. I know, because I accidentally threw a bucket of red paint on it, by accident, of course, and the maid had it cleaned up in minutes.

The entire charity auction was people admiring the painting, and commenting on my naked body, as I blushed crimson.

"My, Gabriella is certainly showing everything she has, isn't she?"
"What a pose! I can even see a bit of her asshole."
"I like the way the pink of her pussy offsets the pink of the auctioneer's robe."
"Yes, and the pink stripes on her ass. That's what one gets for being disobedient, I suppose."
"Naughty little slave girl."
"If she were mine, I used the whip on that ass just to see her whelp."
"Jacob is a lucky man. That is Prime, Grade A pussy, gentlemen.'
"I think he put some of us in the painting. That's his lawyer, Clarence, standing to the side."
"Yes, and isn't that his business partner bidding on her?"
"Lucky devil!"
"Wait. I think I see you. The bald gentleman, raising his finger. Ha! You're bidding on her, Humphrey!"
"I wish I was. Pity we're not auctioning her tonight. That would bring in some cash."
"I'd buy it. It'd cost me less than Jacob paid, building this gaudy McMansion."
"No taste, but I bet she tastes good."
"Oh, yes, all pink and juicy."
"I don't know. Seeing her naked on the block, you realize how common she is."
"Yes, you could get a lot more for a lot less, at any slave market in the city."
"Yes, what sort of woman would put a painting like that, up in her home."

The party was a disaster, and I left in tears. The worst part was afterward, when Jacob caught me with my vibrator, pleasuring myself as I repeated all the dreadful things they said about me. Needless to say, we did it like bunnies. When we were done, Jacob asked me if I'd pose for a slave girl statue in the center of the rotunda!

All right, the painting was hot, and a turn on, but not in the rotunda! How do I get him to take it down?

Gabriella in The Gallery

Another great short story. You are enjoying being ask Abner and I have to admit that you are good at it. I can’t wait to see Abner’s response to this one.
Jim

Dear Gabriella,

Silly girl, that new portrait is a window into your husband Jacob's mind depicting exactly how he envisions his most prized and beautiful possession, you as his sensuous slave to do with as he sees fit. Clearly, he does not imagine you as an equal, that is for sure. I seriously doubt he married you for your stimulating conversation when he put your naked body with all your lady bits on display in a manner designed to make others want what is only his to enjoy.

Jacob so reminds me of Derek Jeter who married Sports Illustrated's bathing suit issue covergirl Hannah Davis, acquiring her as arm candy, a trophy of sorts. I mean, young Hannah was likely confused whenever Derek mentioned getting to third base and his finger wasn't exploring her depths so to speak. Derek, after breeding Hannah, getting three daughters in the process, now proudly shows off his young trophy wife to the world in the Grand Wagoner TV campaign. Gabriella, if you were an elk, your head would be mounted on the wall for all to see but instead you are a beautiful young woman in her prime. Your husband is showing off his most prized possession, YOU, in the remodeled rotunda. First in the portrait and now the proposed statue depicting you as a slave, Jacob is turning the rotunda into an exhibition dedicated to you and you need to embrace it for what it is.

I would remind you of Jerry Hall's famous saying, "My mother said it was simple to keep a man: You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit." It is clear he didn't marry you for your thinking, cooking, or cleaning skills so that leaves only one thing that you brought into this marriage, and I think you know exactly what that is.

My advice to you is embrace your husband's vision for you. Become the best little slave girl that you can for him through a Texas FINO contract. You clearly have a calling for the collar based on your description of your session with your vibrator reliving all the complimentary comments from the guests at the party. That was until Jacob interrupted your revelry. Then doing it like bunnies, or should I say like a master and his ever-needy pleasure slut.

The first step in this journey of discovery is to set up a counseling appointment at the Ananke Academy with a Mistress who will design a personalized pleasure slut training plan for you that meets Jacob's goals. Ananke specializes in training FINO slaves (wives). Their high-quality curriculum covers all the bases, or should I say holes, from slave yoga, pompoir, oral and anal arts, and most importantly slave discipline where you will learn to appreciate the pleasure a slave girl can experience from the sting of a whip. Yes, a horny slave girl can be whipped to climax again and again as you will soon discover. You will learn many fun ways to use that honey pot of yours to stimulate Master Jacob. When fully trained he can trot you down to the Big D for your badging. Observing you drape yourself on the branding bench, humping the branding iron until you erupt in a frenzy, and then watching as his personal badge is burned into your ass. There is one more act of devotion you can perform that you can discuss with the smith that is not appropriate to mention here.

Remember, the true sign of his devotion will be his refusal to share you, as that would constitute a dilution of ownership of his most valuable possession. Gabrielle, embrace your destiny, follow the calling of your heart, or more aptly put the hot throbbing need in your loins by donning Jacob's collar.

Best.

Abner

Dear Gabriella,

I just wanted to send you a little note. See, Abner and I have a little bet. I think what Jacob really wants is to lead you around naked in public on a leash attached to your collar, eight months pregnant with his personal brand denoting ownership burned into your cute little butt with a few pink stripes on your ass for coloring. Older men always want to show off their virility and what better way than having the two of you join us on our TV show Ask Amber and Abner. Oh girl, you have so much to look forward too. Some of my best sex was during the second half of my own pregnancies. Jacob can do you on the set before the show starts giving you that sexy just fucked look with some leakage while we are filming. Trust me, Jacob will love it.

Hugs and kisses.

Amber

This is why I love the ask abner idea. It allows for so many one-offs and fun ideas that we can play with.