Happy Thanksgiving
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:39 pm
Taylor,
I wanted to let you know Thanksgiving was a total shitfest for me. Our family has this bizzaro tradition that after a girl gets graded, she has to show off her block routine at Thanksgiving dinner. I had avoided this freakshow by getting a full scholarship to college, without any loans that required me to be graded, which totally pissed off my cousins Jenny & Barbara, particularly when I told them it was better to be smart than hot.
My Uncle Ben (or “Boner Ben” as I like to call him) was TOTALLY bummed out about it, and says every year he was sorry he didn’t get to see my “Thanksgiving Spread” and “Brittany’s bits” served up at the Thanksgiving table.
Since I had to get graded this year for my stupid property law class at Yale that meant that I was suddenly on the menu. Mom had made me feel better by telling me that I could do it with leotard on, but when the day came Jenny and Barbara threw a NUTTY, and started chanting SKIN, SKIN, SKIN, and Uncle Ben said it wasn’t a block dance if a girl has clothes on, since nobody buys a slave girl with clothes on.
Uncle Ben gave an elaborate prayer of “Thanksgiving” for the chance to see my “heavenly body naked, as God intended” as everyone hooted and clapped as I stripped off my leotard. Jenny and Barbara hooted the loudest, and complimented me on my “nice tits” and “sweet, blonde pussy”. Naturally, this gave the guys a permission slip, and then everyone starting talking about my body like I was a turkey. Uncle Jake wanted “a breast” while Timmy loved my “thighs, and what’s between them!” It was just awful.
Wouldn’t you know it that the males in the house finally found something more interesting than video games and football as everyone gathered around to watch me “show ‘em yer’ giblets” as Aunt Martha said. It was SO humiliating!
Uncle Ben even brought his whip, and played auctioneer, while everyone cat called me, and told me to rub my pussy, and wink my asshole. I didn’t want to do it, but it’s amazing how a crack across your ass with a slave whip “can turn a future Supreme Court Justice into an obedient little block monkey”, as my cousin Frank put it. I did my block routine like three times, with everyone “grading” and “bidding” and recording it on their phones.
After my humiliating “auction”, Uncle Ben suggested we do family photos. Steve and Frank trussed me up with a hogtie around my throat and feet, and an apple in my mouth, like I was the turkey. Then Uncle Ben did a couple of photos where they spread my legs, and pretended to take “stuffing” out of me, and sample my “gravy” with this long spoon. (They liked it, but my Uncle Al thought I needed more salt.)
Uncle Ben said I’d make a wonderful Christmas gift, wrapped up under the tree. I’m pretty sure he was joking, but Christmas in Cancun is sounding like a really great idea right now.
Brittany
I wanted to let you know Thanksgiving was a total shitfest for me. Our family has this bizzaro tradition that after a girl gets graded, she has to show off her block routine at Thanksgiving dinner. I had avoided this freakshow by getting a full scholarship to college, without any loans that required me to be graded, which totally pissed off my cousins Jenny & Barbara, particularly when I told them it was better to be smart than hot.
My Uncle Ben (or “Boner Ben” as I like to call him) was TOTALLY bummed out about it, and says every year he was sorry he didn’t get to see my “Thanksgiving Spread” and “Brittany’s bits” served up at the Thanksgiving table.
Since I had to get graded this year for my stupid property law class at Yale that meant that I was suddenly on the menu. Mom had made me feel better by telling me that I could do it with leotard on, but when the day came Jenny and Barbara threw a NUTTY, and started chanting SKIN, SKIN, SKIN, and Uncle Ben said it wasn’t a block dance if a girl has clothes on, since nobody buys a slave girl with clothes on.
Uncle Ben gave an elaborate prayer of “Thanksgiving” for the chance to see my “heavenly body naked, as God intended” as everyone hooted and clapped as I stripped off my leotard. Jenny and Barbara hooted the loudest, and complimented me on my “nice tits” and “sweet, blonde pussy”. Naturally, this gave the guys a permission slip, and then everyone starting talking about my body like I was a turkey. Uncle Jake wanted “a breast” while Timmy loved my “thighs, and what’s between them!” It was just awful.
Wouldn’t you know it that the males in the house finally found something more interesting than video games and football as everyone gathered around to watch me “show ‘em yer’ giblets” as Aunt Martha said. It was SO humiliating!
Uncle Ben even brought his whip, and played auctioneer, while everyone cat called me, and told me to rub my pussy, and wink my asshole. I didn’t want to do it, but it’s amazing how a crack across your ass with a slave whip “can turn a future Supreme Court Justice into an obedient little block monkey”, as my cousin Frank put it. I did my block routine like three times, with everyone “grading” and “bidding” and recording it on their phones.
After my humiliating “auction”, Uncle Ben suggested we do family photos. Steve and Frank trussed me up with a hogtie around my throat and feet, and an apple in my mouth, like I was the turkey. Then Uncle Ben did a couple of photos where they spread my legs, and pretended to take “stuffing” out of me, and sample my “gravy” with this long spoon. (They liked it, but my Uncle Al thought I needed more salt.)
Uncle Ben said I’d make a wonderful Christmas gift, wrapped up under the tree. I’m pretty sure he was joking, but Christmas in Cancun is sounding like a really great idea right now.
Brittany