Search Reports by Joe Doe
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:15 pm
A fan requested that I write up a Joe Doe strip search stories in a formal "report" format. Done!
SEARCH REPORT 373803-3883
DATE 1/1/21
PERPETRATOR NAME: Blake Graham
AGE: 25
OCCUPATION: Software Engineer
REASON FOR SEARCH: Perp came down to jail to bail out boyfriend, who was arrested for a DUI on New Year’s Eve. Came to jailhouse dressed in LBD, was told to wait on a bench with hookers waiting to be processed.
Miss Graham voluntarily followed the other girls into the search room when ordered to do so. When Officer Rodriguez ordered Miss Graham to strip “with the other hookers”, Miss Graham became unruly. Finally agreed to strip when two male officers (Officer McKay and Officer Tyrone) entered the room and threatened to strip her by force.
PROPERTY: Black purse, $427.38 in cash, 2 platinum credit cards, iPhone Promax 13, gold case. No contraband found. Black dress (short) black high heel shoes, red panties, lace, silk, and no bra.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Because of her unruly and suspicious behavior, Officer Rodriguez ordered the suspect into the stirrups for a fully cavity search. She objected, saying that she was very rich, and successful, and had gone to Stanford. She said she didn’t have to be searched, because she wasn’t a prostitute, and the two male officers were smiling.
Officer Tyrone noted that stripped naked, the suspect “looked just like the other hos”, causing suspect to curse and hurl a racial epitaph at him.
Suspect squirmed and grunted during Officer Rodriguez’s search, complaining that insufficient lube was used. Resistance required officer Tyrone to redo both the rectal and anal searches, as he has longer fingers. Suspect did not complain, but the search was quite lengthy, and suspect appeared to have orgasm. Other hookers cheered her on.
At this point, her boyfriend was released on his own recognizance, with no bail being required. Blake Graham was sent to the County Work Farm pending a hearing on a charge of resisting arrest. Video of search, from multiple angles, was retained for further review.
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SEARCH REPORT 373803-7896
DATE 1/1/21
PERP NAME: Ashley Marsh
AGE: 38
OCCUPATION: State Supreme Court Justice
REASON FOR SEARCH: Justice Marsh visited the County Work Farm for Women on unannounced visit to discuss accusations that the female detainees were being sexually abused. She set off the metal detector. She protested that she should not be searched, as she was a Supreme Court Justice. A wand search focused attention on the perpetrator’s crotch. The warden was contacted, and the order was given to proceed with a full body search.
As a group of inmates was returning from a work detail, so Justice Marsh was strip searched with the group. Cause of the metal detector positive was quickly determined to be a tiny metal ring threaded through the ring of the clitoris.
As a Supreme Court Justice, Ashley Marsh is never searched at the courthouse. Justice Marsh explained that she had not anticipated being forced to go through a metal detector as she was on an “official visit.” She also claimed that she had forgotten about the ring, which she always removes before going through TSA. She also claimed that most metal detectors do not detect the ring, and complained that the prison detector was “too sensitive.”
PROPERTY: Gray wool suit, white silk blouse, diamond earrings, diamond wedding ring, black pump shoes, hose. Silk white camisole, white panties (matched) with lace trim. $185.42 in cash, credit cards, Samsung Galaxy phone.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Justice Marsh was detained along with eleven other inmates. Upon arriving, Warden Donald encountered the 12 women on what he called the “pussy jury” waiting kneeling on a long wooden table, faces down, backsides in the air, legs spread. Warden Donald walked up and down the line several times, but could not identify which one was Justice Marsh, noting “There’s a lot of fine pussy here, but they all look ‘bout the same!”
As Justice Marsh had already had her bottom slapped twice with the strap for attempting to speak during the search, she remained silent, as per the instructions of the guards. Warden Donald decided to identify Justice Marsh by “feel”. After lubing his fingers with Crisco, he searched 12 vagina’s and 12 buttholes, twice, finally identifying Justice Marsh by the strap marks on her bottom.
After identification, Justice Marsh loudly protested her “mistreatment”. Warden Donald wondered if a “bit more strap oil might teach ya’ some manners”. The Warden said if she wanted to make an issue of it, he’d be happy to hold her at the prison farm as an inmate, until charges could be brought against her for attempting to smuggle contraband into the prison.
Justice Marsh begged the Warden not to reveal what he had found to anyone. Warden Donald said he might be able to settle the matter immediately, if Ashley was willing to make an “oral argument” to him and the 4 male guards who were present. The matter was settled, and Justice Marsh cleared the prison of all allegations of mistreatment of female prisoners. Justice Marsh left without further incident.
Video tape and clitoral ring were kept as evidence, in the event the matter arises again.
SEARCH REPORT 373803-3883
DATE 1/1/21
PERPETRATOR NAME: Blake Graham
AGE: 25
OCCUPATION: Software Engineer
REASON FOR SEARCH: Perp came down to jail to bail out boyfriend, who was arrested for a DUI on New Year’s Eve. Came to jailhouse dressed in LBD, was told to wait on a bench with hookers waiting to be processed.
Miss Graham voluntarily followed the other girls into the search room when ordered to do so. When Officer Rodriguez ordered Miss Graham to strip “with the other hookers”, Miss Graham became unruly. Finally agreed to strip when two male officers (Officer McKay and Officer Tyrone) entered the room and threatened to strip her by force.
PROPERTY: Black purse, $427.38 in cash, 2 platinum credit cards, iPhone Promax 13, gold case. No contraband found. Black dress (short) black high heel shoes, red panties, lace, silk, and no bra.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Because of her unruly and suspicious behavior, Officer Rodriguez ordered the suspect into the stirrups for a fully cavity search. She objected, saying that she was very rich, and successful, and had gone to Stanford. She said she didn’t have to be searched, because she wasn’t a prostitute, and the two male officers were smiling.
Officer Tyrone noted that stripped naked, the suspect “looked just like the other hos”, causing suspect to curse and hurl a racial epitaph at him.
Suspect squirmed and grunted during Officer Rodriguez’s search, complaining that insufficient lube was used. Resistance required officer Tyrone to redo both the rectal and anal searches, as he has longer fingers. Suspect did not complain, but the search was quite lengthy, and suspect appeared to have orgasm. Other hookers cheered her on.
At this point, her boyfriend was released on his own recognizance, with no bail being required. Blake Graham was sent to the County Work Farm pending a hearing on a charge of resisting arrest. Video of search, from multiple angles, was retained for further review.
XXX
SEARCH REPORT 373803-7896
DATE 1/1/21
PERP NAME: Ashley Marsh
AGE: 38
OCCUPATION: State Supreme Court Justice
REASON FOR SEARCH: Justice Marsh visited the County Work Farm for Women on unannounced visit to discuss accusations that the female detainees were being sexually abused. She set off the metal detector. She protested that she should not be searched, as she was a Supreme Court Justice. A wand search focused attention on the perpetrator’s crotch. The warden was contacted, and the order was given to proceed with a full body search.
As a group of inmates was returning from a work detail, so Justice Marsh was strip searched with the group. Cause of the metal detector positive was quickly determined to be a tiny metal ring threaded through the ring of the clitoris.
As a Supreme Court Justice, Ashley Marsh is never searched at the courthouse. Justice Marsh explained that she had not anticipated being forced to go through a metal detector as she was on an “official visit.” She also claimed that she had forgotten about the ring, which she always removes before going through TSA. She also claimed that most metal detectors do not detect the ring, and complained that the prison detector was “too sensitive.”
PROPERTY: Gray wool suit, white silk blouse, diamond earrings, diamond wedding ring, black pump shoes, hose. Silk white camisole, white panties (matched) with lace trim. $185.42 in cash, credit cards, Samsung Galaxy phone.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Justice Marsh was detained along with eleven other inmates. Upon arriving, Warden Donald encountered the 12 women on what he called the “pussy jury” waiting kneeling on a long wooden table, faces down, backsides in the air, legs spread. Warden Donald walked up and down the line several times, but could not identify which one was Justice Marsh, noting “There’s a lot of fine pussy here, but they all look ‘bout the same!”
As Justice Marsh had already had her bottom slapped twice with the strap for attempting to speak during the search, she remained silent, as per the instructions of the guards. Warden Donald decided to identify Justice Marsh by “feel”. After lubing his fingers with Crisco, he searched 12 vagina’s and 12 buttholes, twice, finally identifying Justice Marsh by the strap marks on her bottom.
After identification, Justice Marsh loudly protested her “mistreatment”. Warden Donald wondered if a “bit more strap oil might teach ya’ some manners”. The Warden said if she wanted to make an issue of it, he’d be happy to hold her at the prison farm as an inmate, until charges could be brought against her for attempting to smuggle contraband into the prison.
Justice Marsh begged the Warden not to reveal what he had found to anyone. Warden Donald said he might be able to settle the matter immediately, if Ashley was willing to make an “oral argument” to him and the 4 male guards who were present. The matter was settled, and Justice Marsh cleared the prison of all allegations of mistreatment of female prisoners. Justice Marsh left without further incident.
Video tape and clitoral ring were kept as evidence, in the event the matter arises again.
