A Judicious Request, Part 2, Katherine's Response by Joe Doe
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2022 5:58 am
My Dearest Oscar,
First, thank you so much for your response. Everyone has been studiously ignoring me, and I feel like I'm talking to myself. I am relieved to finally receive a bit of Southern hospitality, from a true Southern gentleman, no less.
I apologize if I gave you the wrong impression at the reception. Truth be told, I don’t much remember much about that night, as I did have a tad too much to drink. However, I do remember that you impressed me as an expert in slave law and an expert raconteur.
I’m glad that you and your colleagues enjoyed my lecture. Yes, I know you’re a bit older, and a bit heavier, and after a lecture it can be hard for someone in your condition to get out of their chair and stretch their legs. I was concerned that my lecture slides, which showed the women as they appeared prior to their appearance, followed immediately by pictures of the same women squatting on the block, might be upsetting to some viewers. However, I think a side-by-side comparison of a young woman prior to enslavement can be useful, as too often we dismiss slavery by think of slave girls as “the other.”
Your observation that slavery doesn’t frighten a woman of money and position as much as it might frighten women who reside in inferior class groups intrigued me. I think there is some truth to it, as most of my girlfriends take Slave Yoga and have been registered and graded. Playing slave girl is regarding as a harmless & fun flirtation, rather like dressing up in a sexy costume for Halloween. Innocent fun, really.
While it might be argued that poor women are unjustly target for enslavement, it could also be argued that the cream rises to the top, and the same lack of character that leads one into poverty also leads one into enslavement. I do find myself becoming quite irritated with attractive women who start businesses without understanding the changes in the bankruptcy laws, and come into court thinking that I will somehow save them. You are correct that the scales of justice have definitely tipped in favor of the creditor in recent years, particularly when, as you so delicately put it, “high quality slave pussy” is on table.
I’m so glad that despite your success, you’re not the sort of lawyer who is only out to make a quick buck, and display a genuine concern for your clients. I was particularly glad to see that 50% of your practice involved women in my age range and socio-economic bracket, as I think everyone is entitled to the best justice their money can buy.
What bothers me about the farm bankruptcies is that I feel as if farms that might simply be reorganized are being forced into bankruptcy by banks and slave traders hoping to turn a quick profit on naïve farm women, and (as you pointed out) creditors are being cheated by sleazy, fly by night operations such as Pablo’s. By perpetrating a fraud on the court, they are not only cheating honest men, they are also insulting me, and disrespecting ME, and my role as a federal judge.
While I understand the adversarial system, I take great umbrage at lawyers who disrespect me or my court. I once faced down an attorney who repeatedly submitted false documents in an attempt to defraud his elderly clients. In addition, he also took sexual advantage of his poorer female clients, assaulting many of them.
After gathering the evidence, I had him arrested, disbarred, and, as restitution and punishment for his criminal acts, sold into slavery. He ended up on a pony ranch run by a gay rancher, who used him as “filly” to satisfy the stronger and more powerful male horses. He rebelled, and the rancher, knowing our history together, actually invited me to watch his gelding. He put up quite a fuss, and when he saw me, begged and pleaded for mercy, while I simply smiled at him. I’m so glad you’re not that sort of lawyer.
Please don’t apologize for getting off subject. I find your stories quite interesting, and a real insight into your character. As you can see, I digress too, as my entertaining pony story proves.
I was curious as to what sort of infraction the Dallas Women Business Association had committed to attract the interest of your firm. As a Judge, I speak at many such associations devoted to female empowerment, and belong to many as well. I’m proud to be on Colorado’s 2020 Women to Watch list, Extraordinary Women of Denver Connect, and (I blush a bit to say this) Hottest Power Players of Denver. If there is a bit of gamesmanship to get on these lists, where’s the harm? But again, I digress.
Speaking of political gamesmanship, your story about Judge Horace Younger rang true. We don’t actually have “slaving courts” in Colorado, as we prefer to handle such matters with elected judges who have law degrees rather than political hacks who are nothing more than dirty old men who like to strip women naked and put them in collars. I’m sorry if I sound harsh, but that’s how the so called slave courts of Texas are viewed in Colorado, and I will adopt new views when I know them to be true views.
You’re “traveling carnival” and sorority stories were truly chilling, and again, I’m gratified that there is someone like you at the top of your profession to fight for women’s rights and make sure such things don’t happen. I’ve actually read about roadside “fly traps” that offer massages, nail treatments, pedicures, where the four friends who went naked into the steam room together wake up in a brothel in Albania, where they are summarily branded and put to work. It almost makes one want to get a registration number, although I haven’t quite been able to bring myself to do that yet.
Being unfamiliar with how the "peculiar institution" is practiced in Texas, I was quite astonished by my visit to Pablo’s. I had never seen a girl branded in person before, although I’ve watched countless slave brandings on the Internet. One can’t help but wonder about what it might feel like, and if it hurts as badly as the girls make it seem. I’ve heard that, because of its permanence, it causes a permanent psychological change in the slave, so they never really think of themselves as free, ever again.
I’m glad that you have nothing to do with the odious Mr. Bongles, and not surprised to learn that he is a liar as well as a thief. If we can get him in front of my bench, it will be SNIP SNIP for him, and he won’t care about enslaving innocent women, or much of anything, ever again.
You talk about girls accidentally enslaved, due to processing errors, who are released “no worse for wear”. Does that include girls who are branded? Even if they are freed, do they psychologically become a freed slave, not a girl who was mistakenly enslaved, or a girl who was pretending to be a slave? If they see themselves that way, how long until recidivism kicks in, and they end up in the collar again?
On a purely technical level, it’s difficult for me to comprehend. Judicial orders can be reversed with a stroke of my pen, but what is happening inside of the girl’s head is another matter altogether. As someone who specializes in this sort of law, I’d be very curious on your insight into this matter.
I found your mention of skin darkening intriguing. My father’s ancestor is English, but my mother is Brazilian. I’m quite fair, but tan into deep caramel brown.
In the early Spring/Summer, my former sorority sisters and I traditionally take a week off to do volunteer work, outdoors, at Rocky Mountain National Park. We work outdoors, doing trash cleanup, fixing park benches and fences, and trimming back branches.
About a dozen of the volunteers are naked female slaves, who’s time is donated by a local land owner who has a large harem. Having a dozen naked slave girls is more valuable than it sounds, as a lot of fraternities show up to help when they realize they get to work alongside naked girls.
One year, on a dare, my girlfriends and I decided to strip down to the skin, put on fake slave collars, and working beside the naked Pleasure Sluts. It started as a prank, as we’re in our 30’s, and successful professional women. I think part of us wanted to see how we’d stack up as compared to the naked slave girls. Needless to say, we were incredible flattered when the frat brothers catcalled us as if we were actual Pleasure Sluts.
The real surprise came at the end of the day, when the Park Ranger actually chained us together with the actual slave girls. We all looked at each other, daring the other to say anything, while trying not to laugh. We were soon chained together, following his horse back to the lodge, where we spent a night into the outdoor kennels, packed together tightly, with only the bodies of the other slave girls to keep us warm.
The reason I mention this is that during this week my skin my skin turned quite brown, and as my blonde hair dye fades my hair turns back to its natural black. When I got back to Denver, the security guard at my building didn’t believe it was me, and I’ve taken to having a “recovery week” so that I show up in court looking tan, as opposed to looking like an entirely new person.
This has become something of a year tradition for us. The other slave girls on the coffle have told us that the reason we’re having so much fun is that there are no overseers, and the park rangers are nice to us and very professional and make sure we are treated with respect. If the frat bros were in charge, or we were picking up trash under the crack of the whip, our “play days” would be quite a bit less fun.
I must say that it’s been quite illuminating changing races for a week, as people treat you quite differently when you’re perceived as being black. Even among the slave girls, my social ranking lowered, as in the slave markets, black girls are quite a bit less valuable than white ones. The loss of status is quite stunning. Particularly for a federal judge, to be immediately assumed to be somewhere you don’t belong, and to be assumed to be a criminal, is quite disorienting.
In the terrifying scenario you described, where I was sent to Africa, I wouldn’t even be sold as white slave, but as a black one. Not only would I be stripped of my clothing, my education, and my hard-won position judging others, I wouldn’t even have my white skin to protect me. White men who saw me naked in the slave market would regard me as just another African slave monkey.
My trip to the national park is coming up soon, and I would be delighted to take make it part of a 3 months sabbatical that would allow me to uncover the fraudulent record keeping at Pablo’s. Did I mention that I’m a CPA, and started my legal career as a tax lawyer? I think the accounting records are the key to this, assuming such records even exist. A tax fraud case may not be very glamorous, but if put together properly we can string together a sentence that would make Al Capone think twice.
I’m glad we agree on the need for discretion. I’ve already told my clerk that I’m going to spend my sabbatical on my late father’s island is Sardana, and I’m not to be disturbed. No one should know what we’re doing, as we really don’t know whom we can trust.
It’s all so exciting! I feel just like Jane Bond!
Respectfully yours,
Katherine
PS: I do remember being a bit drunk, and the conversation with you was quite stimulating. However, I don’t know what you smelled at the party that was so arousing, as I don’t wear perfume.
First, thank you so much for your response. Everyone has been studiously ignoring me, and I feel like I'm talking to myself. I am relieved to finally receive a bit of Southern hospitality, from a true Southern gentleman, no less.
I apologize if I gave you the wrong impression at the reception. Truth be told, I don’t much remember much about that night, as I did have a tad too much to drink. However, I do remember that you impressed me as an expert in slave law and an expert raconteur.
I’m glad that you and your colleagues enjoyed my lecture. Yes, I know you’re a bit older, and a bit heavier, and after a lecture it can be hard for someone in your condition to get out of their chair and stretch their legs. I was concerned that my lecture slides, which showed the women as they appeared prior to their appearance, followed immediately by pictures of the same women squatting on the block, might be upsetting to some viewers. However, I think a side-by-side comparison of a young woman prior to enslavement can be useful, as too often we dismiss slavery by think of slave girls as “the other.”
Your observation that slavery doesn’t frighten a woman of money and position as much as it might frighten women who reside in inferior class groups intrigued me. I think there is some truth to it, as most of my girlfriends take Slave Yoga and have been registered and graded. Playing slave girl is regarding as a harmless & fun flirtation, rather like dressing up in a sexy costume for Halloween. Innocent fun, really.
While it might be argued that poor women are unjustly target for enslavement, it could also be argued that the cream rises to the top, and the same lack of character that leads one into poverty also leads one into enslavement. I do find myself becoming quite irritated with attractive women who start businesses without understanding the changes in the bankruptcy laws, and come into court thinking that I will somehow save them. You are correct that the scales of justice have definitely tipped in favor of the creditor in recent years, particularly when, as you so delicately put it, “high quality slave pussy” is on table.
I’m so glad that despite your success, you’re not the sort of lawyer who is only out to make a quick buck, and display a genuine concern for your clients. I was particularly glad to see that 50% of your practice involved women in my age range and socio-economic bracket, as I think everyone is entitled to the best justice their money can buy.
What bothers me about the farm bankruptcies is that I feel as if farms that might simply be reorganized are being forced into bankruptcy by banks and slave traders hoping to turn a quick profit on naïve farm women, and (as you pointed out) creditors are being cheated by sleazy, fly by night operations such as Pablo’s. By perpetrating a fraud on the court, they are not only cheating honest men, they are also insulting me, and disrespecting ME, and my role as a federal judge.
While I understand the adversarial system, I take great umbrage at lawyers who disrespect me or my court. I once faced down an attorney who repeatedly submitted false documents in an attempt to defraud his elderly clients. In addition, he also took sexual advantage of his poorer female clients, assaulting many of them.
After gathering the evidence, I had him arrested, disbarred, and, as restitution and punishment for his criminal acts, sold into slavery. He ended up on a pony ranch run by a gay rancher, who used him as “filly” to satisfy the stronger and more powerful male horses. He rebelled, and the rancher, knowing our history together, actually invited me to watch his gelding. He put up quite a fuss, and when he saw me, begged and pleaded for mercy, while I simply smiled at him. I’m so glad you’re not that sort of lawyer.
Please don’t apologize for getting off subject. I find your stories quite interesting, and a real insight into your character. As you can see, I digress too, as my entertaining pony story proves.
I was curious as to what sort of infraction the Dallas Women Business Association had committed to attract the interest of your firm. As a Judge, I speak at many such associations devoted to female empowerment, and belong to many as well. I’m proud to be on Colorado’s 2020 Women to Watch list, Extraordinary Women of Denver Connect, and (I blush a bit to say this) Hottest Power Players of Denver. If there is a bit of gamesmanship to get on these lists, where’s the harm? But again, I digress.
Speaking of political gamesmanship, your story about Judge Horace Younger rang true. We don’t actually have “slaving courts” in Colorado, as we prefer to handle such matters with elected judges who have law degrees rather than political hacks who are nothing more than dirty old men who like to strip women naked and put them in collars. I’m sorry if I sound harsh, but that’s how the so called slave courts of Texas are viewed in Colorado, and I will adopt new views when I know them to be true views.
You’re “traveling carnival” and sorority stories were truly chilling, and again, I’m gratified that there is someone like you at the top of your profession to fight for women’s rights and make sure such things don’t happen. I’ve actually read about roadside “fly traps” that offer massages, nail treatments, pedicures, where the four friends who went naked into the steam room together wake up in a brothel in Albania, where they are summarily branded and put to work. It almost makes one want to get a registration number, although I haven’t quite been able to bring myself to do that yet.
Being unfamiliar with how the "peculiar institution" is practiced in Texas, I was quite astonished by my visit to Pablo’s. I had never seen a girl branded in person before, although I’ve watched countless slave brandings on the Internet. One can’t help but wonder about what it might feel like, and if it hurts as badly as the girls make it seem. I’ve heard that, because of its permanence, it causes a permanent psychological change in the slave, so they never really think of themselves as free, ever again.
I’m glad that you have nothing to do with the odious Mr. Bongles, and not surprised to learn that he is a liar as well as a thief. If we can get him in front of my bench, it will be SNIP SNIP for him, and he won’t care about enslaving innocent women, or much of anything, ever again.
You talk about girls accidentally enslaved, due to processing errors, who are released “no worse for wear”. Does that include girls who are branded? Even if they are freed, do they psychologically become a freed slave, not a girl who was mistakenly enslaved, or a girl who was pretending to be a slave? If they see themselves that way, how long until recidivism kicks in, and they end up in the collar again?
On a purely technical level, it’s difficult for me to comprehend. Judicial orders can be reversed with a stroke of my pen, but what is happening inside of the girl’s head is another matter altogether. As someone who specializes in this sort of law, I’d be very curious on your insight into this matter.
I found your mention of skin darkening intriguing. My father’s ancestor is English, but my mother is Brazilian. I’m quite fair, but tan into deep caramel brown.
In the early Spring/Summer, my former sorority sisters and I traditionally take a week off to do volunteer work, outdoors, at Rocky Mountain National Park. We work outdoors, doing trash cleanup, fixing park benches and fences, and trimming back branches.
About a dozen of the volunteers are naked female slaves, who’s time is donated by a local land owner who has a large harem. Having a dozen naked slave girls is more valuable than it sounds, as a lot of fraternities show up to help when they realize they get to work alongside naked girls.
One year, on a dare, my girlfriends and I decided to strip down to the skin, put on fake slave collars, and working beside the naked Pleasure Sluts. It started as a prank, as we’re in our 30’s, and successful professional women. I think part of us wanted to see how we’d stack up as compared to the naked slave girls. Needless to say, we were incredible flattered when the frat brothers catcalled us as if we were actual Pleasure Sluts.
The real surprise came at the end of the day, when the Park Ranger actually chained us together with the actual slave girls. We all looked at each other, daring the other to say anything, while trying not to laugh. We were soon chained together, following his horse back to the lodge, where we spent a night into the outdoor kennels, packed together tightly, with only the bodies of the other slave girls to keep us warm.
The reason I mention this is that during this week my skin my skin turned quite brown, and as my blonde hair dye fades my hair turns back to its natural black. When I got back to Denver, the security guard at my building didn’t believe it was me, and I’ve taken to having a “recovery week” so that I show up in court looking tan, as opposed to looking like an entirely new person.
This has become something of a year tradition for us. The other slave girls on the coffle have told us that the reason we’re having so much fun is that there are no overseers, and the park rangers are nice to us and very professional and make sure we are treated with respect. If the frat bros were in charge, or we were picking up trash under the crack of the whip, our “play days” would be quite a bit less fun.
I must say that it’s been quite illuminating changing races for a week, as people treat you quite differently when you’re perceived as being black. Even among the slave girls, my social ranking lowered, as in the slave markets, black girls are quite a bit less valuable than white ones. The loss of status is quite stunning. Particularly for a federal judge, to be immediately assumed to be somewhere you don’t belong, and to be assumed to be a criminal, is quite disorienting.
In the terrifying scenario you described, where I was sent to Africa, I wouldn’t even be sold as white slave, but as a black one. Not only would I be stripped of my clothing, my education, and my hard-won position judging others, I wouldn’t even have my white skin to protect me. White men who saw me naked in the slave market would regard me as just another African slave monkey.
My trip to the national park is coming up soon, and I would be delighted to take make it part of a 3 months sabbatical that would allow me to uncover the fraudulent record keeping at Pablo’s. Did I mention that I’m a CPA, and started my legal career as a tax lawyer? I think the accounting records are the key to this, assuming such records even exist. A tax fraud case may not be very glamorous, but if put together properly we can string together a sentence that would make Al Capone think twice.
I’m glad we agree on the need for discretion. I’ve already told my clerk that I’m going to spend my sabbatical on my late father’s island is Sardana, and I’m not to be disturbed. No one should know what we’re doing, as we really don’t know whom we can trust.
It’s all so exciting! I feel just like Jane Bond!
Respectfully yours,
Katherine
PS: I do remember being a bit drunk, and the conversation with you was quite stimulating. However, I don’t know what you smelled at the party that was so arousing, as I don’t wear perfume.